Get out of my Way
Went to the Chiropracter at lunch today and those damn old people. I think it should be a law that the retired are not allowed on the roads or in eating places between the hours of 11am-1pm.
Old people, I'm working, essentually paying your social security checks, and have limited amount of lunch time. I do not have time to drive behind you when you insist on going 10 miles under the speed limit, nor do I have time for you to decide what food your colon will tolerate today. Get the F#&% out of my way.
I do not have time to sit in the waiting room at the doctors office while you tell the doctor about your grandchildren, nor do I have the time to stand in line behind you at Target while you search through your purse for those 2 elusive pennies. Get the F#$% out of my way.