I Maybe Evil, But I Look Good While Doing It
I found the Create An Evil Plan over at Blogmom, Tammi's place and decided to give a try. The results, I look fabulous daring!
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a news reporter. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, terrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate United Nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
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