April 05, 2005

Just To Shut Contagion Up

Just To Shut Contagion Up

The Meme questions answered:

1) You strike me as a hard working, intelligent person. We’ve established that VW is on psychotropic drugs, but why are you volunteering for this, are you a closet masochist? (If so call me)

Hell no, I'm not a closet masochist. I am a out in the open and proud of it masochist, why do you think I chose Quality as my profession. It's the only profession where I can openly pratice masochism and get paid for it.

2) We know you have some dark fetish for the automotive industry. You claim to work quality control in that industry. Why is it then that I keep having problems with the brakes on my van? What did you do them?!?!?! Don’t lie, I know it was you!

Van? As in Mini-Van? Well that explains it right there Soccor Mom. God is trying to tell you something by having the brakes act up in a Mini-Van.

Oh, and God drives a Ford Truck.

3) You keep telling people to buy Ford vehicles. Why are you fascinated with them when their cars suck so horribly? I had a 95 Ford Contour SE that was a complete heap o’ shite. It kept falling apart and having to have work done on it. Wait… was that you as well? I didn’t know you then! Why are you persecuting me?!?!?!

I think I keep telling people to buy Ford Trucks. Cars suck, well except their luxury cars they rule. And to add insult to injury, I mean a Ford Contour? Why not just buy a Pinto. The whole Contour, Mystique line was nothing but trouble from design phase. Really, you need to consult me before buying a vehicle. I know the poop, the whole poop and nothing but the poop for quality on every vehicle out there.

Oh, and God drives a Ford Truck.

4) Regarding your Ford fetish. Let’s say a blog buddy was going to buy a new truck and they got a Chevy would you disown them, strike their blog from your blog roll and start a campaign to have the scourged from the internet? How about if it was a Toyota?

I can not help other people and their lack of sense. I mean God drives a Ford Truck, I don't understand why anyone would want to drive anything else.

I mean, F-250 Powerstroke Diesel. There is nothing else in this world that can get a girl all hot and bothered like that truck!

Toyota Trucks? Toyota Trucks are for Pussies.

5) When I was in Michigan 2 weeks ago how come you didn’t offer to meet with my wife and myself? Is it because I’m buying a Chevy? Why do you hate me so?!?!

Well if I knew your wife was going to be there I would have made an effort!

I will cut you some slack on buying a Chevy, I mean we all have our senior moments. And well, you are from Wisconsin so that explains a lot.

Posted by Quality Weenie at April 5, 2005 10:15 AM