An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine in my
country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put
it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"
The German doctor stood up and said, "Well medicine in my county is
so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into
another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks"
The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced,
we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and
have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"
Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the
conference, "Well", he said, "My country is so far advanced in
medicine, we can take an Asshole out of Chicago , put him in the
White House, and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours!"