March 10, 2008

Danger Will Robinson, Danger

It's PMS week, and I gots it bad.

I haven't had PMS this bad in quite a long time.

This morning I started crying when the alarm went off.

I yelled at the dogs this morning. They were grumbling this morning as I was putting their sweaters on them and I yelled at them, asking what they have to grumble about. They get to lay around all day in the sun and take naps whenever they want and that we pay to have someone come in at noon to play with them, take them potty and give them treats.

Then on the way to work this morning I couldn't find any music on the radio, everyone was talking about crap I didn't want to listen to so I started crying again.

Lord help me and I can't even have chocolate to make it better.

I warned Mr Weenie that I am PMSing quite bad and who wants to make a bet that he will do something so stupid this week that I will consider murder?

I mean the man has gone through 168 weeks of PMS you would think he would have learned after ohhhh the first 50 or so. Nope, it kicks in the stupid factor for him.

It will be a miracle if this week goes by and I haven't murdered someone or in the least given someone a good ass kicking.

Posted by Quality Weenie at March 10, 2008 11:27 AM | TrackBack

Fortunately I am well out of range.

Posted by: Peter at March 10, 2008 01:43 PM

This is only time I will say this, so listen closely. [Or peer intently at the screen, whatever.]

Thank God for Menopause.

Hope you feel better... quickly.

Posted by: pam at March 10, 2008 02:33 PM

Pam hit the nail on the head....

Take care....and here's lot of hopin' folks just stay the hell out of your way.

Man...I don't miss those days at ALL.

Posted by: Tammi at March 10, 2008 03:31 PM

I'm afraid to post a comment.

Posted by: Ogre at March 11, 2008 08:20 AM

More wine - drink more wine. And the chocolate thing?? If it's about Lent - God will forgive you. Murder is a bit bigger sin.

Posted by: Richmond at March 11, 2008 06:06 PM