January 09, 2008

Hey Candidates

You want the secret to winning in Michigan?

I will give you the secret to win all in Michigan.

Come closer ...

closer ...

Ok, here it is ...

Just tell the people you will fix Michigan.

Yep, that's it.

Make noises about outlawing NAFTA, putting heavy tax's on imported vehicles and say nice things about the domestic auto industry. Adding that they are the best would be the whip cream on the sundae.

The win will be wrapped up with a huge bow on it.

The citizens of Michigan want someone, anyone to care about them, because it's obvious our own Gobernor doesn't give a rats ass about us.

I guara-dam-tee you the candidate that does any of the above will win over Michigan citizens hands down.

Posted by Quality Weenie at January 9, 2008 02:09 PM | TrackBack