November 27, 2006

TEXAS vs the World

Seems TEXAS...UT...Longhorns, are on the top of the heap once again! And that's the reason that some other "institutions" of hiyer lerning hate us. Longhorns, that is. We kick ass. Everybody's ass. We don't really care where you're from or where you've been, if we haven't kicked your ass yet, we will soon enough!

Take that high school of a program called Ohiyo State. Don't they put "state" with anything that leans toward a penitentiary state of mind? And just what the hell is a "buck-eye"? If I'm gonna attend...(let's just say for decency's sake, that Ohiyo is one) a school/college, I just might be interested in what my mascot might be!

"Hi, I matriculate at Ohiyo State. Our mascot is a nut."
Enough of that stuff!

Then you have Michigan. Purple? Come on now! That's the color of royalty...or is supposed to be. More like a royal pain in the ass, if you ask anyone. And just who the hell did Ohiyo beat recently? The two are practically neighbors, so you can figure it was rigged anyway. That's the way Unions work..up there. Damn yankees!

Detroit. Motown. The Supremes. Yeah..."set me free why doncha, babe...." Tell you what...they're gonna need Smoky Robinson and the Miracles if they ever get the nads to come to Austin and play a real college program.

Y'all know I'm right on this too!


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Posted by Quality Weenie at November 27, 2006 01:01 AM | TrackBack

That's a damn good post!

Posted by: marcus at November 27, 2006 02:11 AM

Uh, Marcus my man, I love you dude, but back in September... We had us a little Texas BarbieQ down in A-town... Oh, and while on that subject... It's not who the Buckeyes have beaten lately, it's that they've beaten #2, twice this year, and are fixin' to do it again the first part of next year.

The real question is this, Who's beat Texas lately? A&M... common dude...

Posted by: RedNeck at November 27, 2006 05:01 PM