November 16, 2006

This Isn't Really News To Us

I saw this headline on Yahoo news

5 people shot in Detroit in 10 minutes

And I laughed because to people in and around the Detroit area this isn't shocking news to us. The first 15 minutes of our nightly news each and every night is a detailed list of all the people shot, killed, etc in Detroit.

Posted by Quality Weenie at November 16, 2006 02:15 PM | TrackBack

It's a little different here. But Saturday mornin', the first 15 minutes of news is goin' to be 'bout couch klanin', car clanin', and idiots on campus in general.

The next 15 minutes will be about a half of dozen real assholes that don't represent our fan base, but do get all the pub...

Yes, we don't like Michigan U., but most nearly all of us don't squirt y'all with lighter fluid and threaten with matches.

Try as they have here to prevent the fools from foolin', I'm as sure as I'm typin' this to hear all about the mistreatment and bad fans first thing in the mornin'.

Then, sports will come on. And I'll be grinnin' my nearly toothless grin, one way or the other. More one way, then the other though...

Posted by: RedNeck at November 16, 2006 07:47 PM

This isn't even news if you've just visited Detroit.

Posted by: jimmyb at November 18, 2006 10:40 PM

Ah... a SLOW day...

Posted by: Harvey at November 23, 2006 10:08 AM