May 16, 2006

Life Lesson #72

When cleaning your toliet bowl keep your mouth closed.

*note to self: buy more Listerine*

Posted by Quality Weenie at May 16, 2006 07:23 AM | TrackBack

Oh honey, that's just . . . ewe!

Posted by: oddybobo at May 16, 2006 07:45 AM

Good thing I hadn't just come over for a visit.

Posted by: Ogre at May 16, 2006 09:37 AM

How To Wash The Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too
close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for anything he can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Posted by: NCTruthSayer at May 16, 2006 04:59 PM

Umm.... EWWWW! And we've all had something similar happen at some point in time. *grin*

Posted by: Teresa at May 16, 2006 11:02 PM

It's not necessarily a bad thing. It just depends on what the residents of the house have been eating lately :-)

Posted by: Harvey at May 17, 2006 06:54 AM