April 13, 2006

Where's Kenneth?

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in Ithaca, New York, to talk
about the world. After her talk she offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his
name?

"Kenneth," replied the little boy.

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions:
1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the
kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says "OK, where were we?
Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out
and asks him his name.

"My name is Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have 5 questions:
1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2. Why would you run for President after your husband
shamed the office?
3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when
you left the White House?
4. Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Kenneth?"

Posted by Quality Weenie at April 13, 2006 08:14 AM | TrackBack
Comments

LOL!

Posted by: Ogre at April 13, 2006 10:14 AM

Hahahahaha! Was Kenneth's last name "Foster?"

Posted by: Harrison at April 13, 2006 10:28 PM