August 29, 2005

Top 10 Dog Peeves About Humans

10. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!!

9. Yelling at me for barking I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

8. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?

7. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

6. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.

5. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

4. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back!

3. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

2. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

1. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth,
you're just jealous

Posted by Quality Weenie at August 29, 2005 01:45 PM | TrackBack

And don't forget "patiently explaining things in detail even though I only understand short, authoritative commands" :-)

Posted by: Harvey at August 30, 2005 04:56 PM

I SWEAR it WAS the dog! Mine don't smell THAT bad!

Posted by: Ogre at August 31, 2005 03:42 PM

Hi Marchelle. I lifted your list and posted it on my site. I did credit you tho.

Posted by: Utenzi at September 1, 2005 12:26 AM