Writing Santa the 20th Century Way
KID31: 'zup Claus?
SMAN: 'zup kid?
KID31: chillin, u?
SMAN: always chillin at the N. Pole.
KID31: lol. u coming 2 town?
SMAN: most def.
KID31: w/rudolph etc.?
SMAN: 4 shizzle. u been good?
KID31: tried.
SMAN: lemme check naughty/nice database.
KIND31: well?
SMAN: gotta check twice. ok, hit me.
KID31: iPod, XBox, V-games.
SMAN: no peace on Earth, goodwill toward men?
KID31: ok, that 2. plus batteries.
SMAN: 4 sure.
KID31: need my 411?
SMAN: bjlbfj.KID31: ??
SMAN: belly jiggling like bowl full of jelly. did u forget? i c u when u r sleeping. i no when u r awake.
KID31: thnx.
SMAN: anything else?
KID31: mom sez u like snacks. fave?
SMAN: got milk?
KID31: & cookies.
SMAN: :)
KID31: ok. cu xmas eve.
SMAN: not if i can help it.
KID31: right. my bad.
SMAN: no prob. have a merry.
KID31: thnx. hey, luv ya.
SMAN: u 2 kid. 4 ever.
KID31: got 2 go.
SMAN: ok
KID31: xoxo
SMAN: peace out.