Screw the Ground Hog, Michigan's Getting A Early Spring
Ya, that's right. Ground Hogs, who needs them.
We have Woody the Woodchuck and he didn't see his shadow yesterday, so that means Michigan will get an early Spring.
I know your saying, "Hey it's a Woodchuck, why the heck do they know about weather". Well Woody has been Michigan's Ground Hog subsitute for 6 years now and has been right 5 of those years.
So Screw the Ground Hog, we've got Woody the Woodchuck!