February 09, 2005

Virginia Plumbers Beware Yesterday Virginia

Virginia Plumbers Beware

Yesterday Virginia legislatures passed a bill that would fine anyone who displays his or her underpants in a "lewd or indecent manner."

They are trying to combat the low riding pants and girls and the baggy pants on boys (which the article states will be an "unconstitutional attack on young blacks" because I guess Virginia politicians believe that only young blacks wear their pants like this)

It seems like this bill should also take in to account all the plumbers and old, fat men that wear their pants below their stomachs, which when they bend over you can see more than you ever wanted to see.

I hope this also cures *ahem* fat girls and women who wear the low riding pants and think they are sexy when in all reality they, well, make me sick. Really honey, visible rolls over your waistline ...


Of course the media is blowing it out of proportion, the headline to the article reads:

Virginia Bill Sets Fine For Low-Riding Pants

Posted by Quality Weenie at February 9, 2005 09:31 AM