February 23, 2005

Squirrels There were three country


There were three country churches in a small Pennsylvania town: thePresbyterian Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

The Methodist group got together and decided that they were not in aposition to harm any of God's creations. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of their church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Posted by Quality Weenie at February 23, 2005 02:09 PM