Al-Qaeda Assassination Plot
Al-Reuters has uncovered an assassination plot by Al-Qaeda to destablize the United States.
I know, your asking who? President Bush? Nope, VP Cheny? Nope, Arnold? Close, but no.
Russel Crowe, yep the Gladiator star. Out of everybody on this earth, Al-Qaeda picked Oscar winner Russel Crowe for assiassination in an attempt to culturally destablize the United States.
Al-Qaeda must be getting really desperate, but what they don't know is that they would be doing us a favor.
I'm not kidding either, the article is here. Another article here.
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