The Meme Goes Round and Round
Sissy of And What Next tagged me with the meme going round. I am obliging of what I would be if I were not fully obsessed with the Automotive Industry.
So here are the rules that Ogre invented,
Immediately following there is a list of 24 different occupations. You must select at least 5 of them (feel free to select more). You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select 5 of the items as it was passed to you). Each one begins with "If I could be..." Of the 5 you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. For example, if the selected occupation was "pirate" you might take the phrase "If I could be a pirate..." and add to it "I would sail the 7 Seas, dating lasses from around the world.
See how easy that is?
Here's the list:
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be an astronaut...
If I were a dog...
If I were an inventor...
If I were a programmer...
If I were a genius...
Here are my picks:
If I could be a scientist... I would invent a cure for Chavanism
If I could be a painter... I would paint with my body by rolling around in paint and then roll around on a canvas
If I could be a librarian... I would do the High School boys in the aisle containing National Geographic Magazines
If I could be an innkeeper... I would only allow men to stay and throw in a free night of sex if a week stay is booked
If I could be a professor... I would trade sex for grades, but only with the guys that wore boots!
If I could be a bonnie pirate... I would have an all male crew and make them follow my every order, and make them all wear shorts and boots.
If I were a dog... I would hump the legs of UPS guys!
I am tagging:
Denise of A Peak Inside My Mind
James from Ramblings of An Ordinary
Gebiv of There's One, Only
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